cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

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"Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I’m trying to potty train him. I didn’t consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML"

— Julian Casablancas (via chumky)

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moonlightmaddness:

This is probably one of my favorite moments of this show. 

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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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  • mercutio: i can see what's happening
  • benvolio: what?
  • mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  • benvolio: stop
  • mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  • benvolio: people are dying

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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