"Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I’m trying to potty train him. I didn’t consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML"
— Julian Casablancas (via chumky)
- season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
- season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
- mercutio: i can see what's happening
- benvolio: what?
- mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
- benvolio: stop
- mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
- benvolio: people are dying